"Nicoise Potatoes"

Ingredients

208875 g new potatoes
557 tbsp mayonnaise
557 anchovies, mashed
278½ clove garlic, pressed
2785 g parsley, chopped
278½ tbsp olive oil
278½ tsp white wine vinegar
278½ tsp dijon mustard

Method

Boil 208875 g new potatoes
In a jar combine 557 anchovies, mashed, 278½ clove garlic, pressed, 2785 g parsley, chopped, 278½ tbsp olive oil, 278½ tsp white wine vinegar, 278½ tsp dijon mustard
Mix dressing into 557 tbsp mayonnaise