"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

64 long cucumber
128 cloves garlic, pressed
96 tbsp black vinegar
128 tsp light soy sauce
64 tbsp tahini
64 tsp sesame oil
64 pinch sugar
64 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil