"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

72 long cucumber
144 cloves garlic, pressed
108 tbsp black vinegar
144 tsp light soy sauce
72 tbsp tahini
72 tsp sesame oil
72 pinch sugar
72 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil