"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

133 long cucumber
266 cloves garlic, pressed
199½ tbsp black vinegar
266 tsp light soy sauce
133 tbsp tahini
133 tsp sesame oil
133 pinch sugar
133 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil