"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

143 long cucumber
286 cloves garlic, pressed
214½ tbsp black vinegar
286 tsp light soy sauce
143 tbsp tahini
143 tsp sesame oil
143 pinch sugar
143 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil