"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

163 long cucumber
326 cloves garlic, pressed
244½ tbsp black vinegar
326 tsp light soy sauce
163 tbsp tahini
163 tsp sesame oil
163 pinch sugar
163 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil