"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

17 long cucumber
34 cloves garlic, pressed
25½ tbsp black vinegar
34 tsp light soy sauce
17 tbsp tahini
17 tsp sesame oil
17 pinch sugar
17 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil