"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

216 long cucumber
432 cloves garlic, pressed
324 tbsp black vinegar
432 tsp light soy sauce
216 tbsp tahini
216 tsp sesame oil
216 pinch sugar
216 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil