"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

217 long cucumber
434 cloves garlic, pressed
325½ tbsp black vinegar
434 tsp light soy sauce
217 tbsp tahini
217 tsp sesame oil
217 pinch sugar
217 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil