"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

242 long cucumber
484 cloves garlic, pressed
363 tbsp black vinegar
484 tsp light soy sauce
242 tbsp tahini
242 tsp sesame oil
242 pinch sugar
242 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil