"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

243 long cucumber
486 cloves garlic, pressed
364½ tbsp black vinegar
486 tsp light soy sauce
243 tbsp tahini
243 tsp sesame oil
243 pinch sugar
243 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil