"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

292 long cucumber
584 cloves garlic, pressed
438 tbsp black vinegar
584 tsp light soy sauce
292 tbsp tahini
292 tsp sesame oil
292 pinch sugar
292 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil