"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

298 long cucumber
596 cloves garlic, pressed
447 tbsp black vinegar
596 tsp light soy sauce
298 tbsp tahini
298 tsp sesame oil
298 pinch sugar
298 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil