"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

326 long cucumber
652 cloves garlic, pressed
489 tbsp black vinegar
652 tsp light soy sauce
326 tbsp tahini
326 tsp sesame oil
326 pinch sugar
326 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil