"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

329 long cucumber
658 cloves garlic, pressed
493½ tbsp black vinegar
658 tsp light soy sauce
329 tbsp tahini
329 tsp sesame oil
329 pinch sugar
329 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil