"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

378 long cucumber
756 cloves garlic, pressed
567 tbsp black vinegar
756 tsp light soy sauce
378 tbsp tahini
378 tsp sesame oil
378 pinch sugar
378 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil