"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

459 long cucumber
918 cloves garlic, pressed
688½ tbsp black vinegar
918 tsp light soy sauce
459 tbsp tahini
459 tsp sesame oil
459 pinch sugar
459 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil