"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

463 long cucumber
926 cloves garlic, pressed
694½ tbsp black vinegar
926 tsp light soy sauce
463 tbsp tahini
463 tsp sesame oil
463 pinch sugar
463 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil