"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

467 long cucumber
934 cloves garlic, pressed
700½ tbsp black vinegar
934 tsp light soy sauce
467 tbsp tahini
467 tsp sesame oil
467 pinch sugar
467 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil