"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

496 long cucumber
992 cloves garlic, pressed
744 tbsp black vinegar
992 tsp light soy sauce
496 tbsp tahini
496 tsp sesame oil
496 pinch sugar
496 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil