"Nicoise Potatoes"

Ingredients

95437½ g new potatoes
254½ tbsp mayonnaise
254½ anchovies, mashed
127¼ clove garlic, pressed
1272½ g parsley, chopped
127¼ tbsp olive oil
127¼ tsp white wine vinegar
127¼ tsp dijon mustard

Method

Boil 95437½ g new potatoes
In a jar combine 254½ anchovies, mashed, 127¼ clove garlic, pressed, 1272½ g parsley, chopped, 127¼ tbsp olive oil, 127¼ tsp white wine vinegar, 127¼ tsp dijon mustard
Mix dressing into 254½ tbsp mayonnaise