"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

501 long cucumber
1002 cloves garlic, pressed
751½ tbsp black vinegar
1002 tsp light soy sauce
501 tbsp tahini
501 tsp sesame oil
501 pinch sugar
501 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil