"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

510 long cucumber
1020 cloves garlic, pressed
765 tbsp black vinegar
1020 tsp light soy sauce
510 tbsp tahini
510 tsp sesame oil
510 pinch sugar
510 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil