"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

54 long cucumber
108 cloves garlic, pressed
81 tbsp black vinegar
108 tsp light soy sauce
54 tbsp tahini
54 tsp sesame oil
54 pinch sugar
54 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil