"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

542 long cucumber
1084 cloves garlic, pressed
813 tbsp black vinegar
1084 tsp light soy sauce
542 tbsp tahini
542 tsp sesame oil
542 pinch sugar
542 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil