"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

101 long cucumber
202 cloves garlic, pressed
151½ tbsp black vinegar
202 tsp light soy sauce
101 tbsp tahini
101 tsp sesame oil
101 pinch sugar
101 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil