"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

111 long cucumber
222 cloves garlic, pressed
166½ tbsp black vinegar
222 tsp light soy sauce
111 tbsp tahini
111 tsp sesame oil
111 pinch sugar
111 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil