"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

126 long cucumber
252 cloves garlic, pressed
189 tbsp black vinegar
252 tsp light soy sauce
126 tbsp tahini
126 tsp sesame oil
126 pinch sugar
126 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil