"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

127 long cucumber
254 cloves garlic, pressed
190½ tbsp black vinegar
254 tsp light soy sauce
127 tbsp tahini
127 tsp sesame oil
127 pinch sugar
127 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil