"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

136 long cucumber
272 cloves garlic, pressed
204 tbsp black vinegar
272 tsp light soy sauce
136 tbsp tahini
136 tsp sesame oil
136 pinch sugar
136 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil