"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

138 long cucumber
276 cloves garlic, pressed
207 tbsp black vinegar
276 tsp light soy sauce
138 tbsp tahini
138 tsp sesame oil
138 pinch sugar
138 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil