"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

164 long cucumber
328 cloves garlic, pressed
246 tbsp black vinegar
328 tsp light soy sauce
164 tbsp tahini
164 tsp sesame oil
164 pinch sugar
164 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil