"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

177 long cucumber
354 cloves garlic, pressed
265½ tbsp black vinegar
354 tsp light soy sauce
177 tbsp tahini
177 tsp sesame oil
177 pinch sugar
177 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil