"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

197 long cucumber
394 cloves garlic, pressed
295½ tbsp black vinegar
394 tsp light soy sauce
197 tbsp tahini
197 tsp sesame oil
197 pinch sugar
197 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil