"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

218 long cucumber
436 cloves garlic, pressed
327 tbsp black vinegar
436 tsp light soy sauce
218 tbsp tahini
218 tsp sesame oil
218 pinch sugar
218 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil