"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

219 long cucumber
438 cloves garlic, pressed
328½ tbsp black vinegar
438 tsp light soy sauce
219 tbsp tahini
219 tsp sesame oil
219 pinch sugar
219 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil