"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

231 long cucumber
462 cloves garlic, pressed
346½ tbsp black vinegar
462 tsp light soy sauce
231 tbsp tahini
231 tsp sesame oil
231 pinch sugar
231 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil