"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

232 long cucumber
464 cloves garlic, pressed
348 tbsp black vinegar
464 tsp light soy sauce
232 tbsp tahini
232 tsp sesame oil
232 pinch sugar
232 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil