"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

238 long cucumber
476 cloves garlic, pressed
357 tbsp black vinegar
476 tsp light soy sauce
238 tbsp tahini
238 tsp sesame oil
238 pinch sugar
238 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil