"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

256 long cucumber
512 cloves garlic, pressed
384 tbsp black vinegar
512 tsp light soy sauce
256 tbsp tahini
256 tsp sesame oil
256 pinch sugar
256 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil