"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

266 long cucumber
532 cloves garlic, pressed
399 tbsp black vinegar
532 tsp light soy sauce
266 tbsp tahini
266 tsp sesame oil
266 pinch sugar
266 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil