"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

282 long cucumber
564 cloves garlic, pressed
423 tbsp black vinegar
564 tsp light soy sauce
282 tbsp tahini
282 tsp sesame oil
282 pinch sugar
282 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil