"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

299 long cucumber
598 cloves garlic, pressed
448½ tbsp black vinegar
598 tsp light soy sauce
299 tbsp tahini
299 tsp sesame oil
299 pinch sugar
299 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil