"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

32 long cucumber
64 cloves garlic, pressed
48 tbsp black vinegar
64 tsp light soy sauce
32 tbsp tahini
32 tsp sesame oil
32 pinch sugar
32 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil