"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

332 long cucumber
664 cloves garlic, pressed
498 tbsp black vinegar
664 tsp light soy sauce
332 tbsp tahini
332 tsp sesame oil
332 pinch sugar
332 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil