"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

347 long cucumber
694 cloves garlic, pressed
520½ tbsp black vinegar
694 tsp light soy sauce
347 tbsp tahini
347 tsp sesame oil
347 pinch sugar
347 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil