"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

348 long cucumber
696 cloves garlic, pressed
522 tbsp black vinegar
696 tsp light soy sauce
348 tbsp tahini
348 tsp sesame oil
348 pinch sugar
348 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil