"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

351 long cucumber
702 cloves garlic, pressed
526½ tbsp black vinegar
702 tsp light soy sauce
351 tbsp tahini
351 tsp sesame oil
351 pinch sugar
351 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil