"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

353 long cucumber
706 cloves garlic, pressed
529½ tbsp black vinegar
706 tsp light soy sauce
353 tbsp tahini
353 tsp sesame oil
353 pinch sugar
353 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil