"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

360 long cucumber
720 cloves garlic, pressed
540 tbsp black vinegar
720 tsp light soy sauce
360 tbsp tahini
360 tsp sesame oil
360 pinch sugar
360 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil